Everybody makes a typo once in a while. Nobody knows everything (except Wikipedia). We all have our moments. That said, when your missteps become a glaring pattern of behavior, that is called a characteristic. Far be it from me to criticize someone for not being an intellectual – I am pretty sure that you couldn’t pull off a blazer with arm patches anyhow. And I don’t mind someone who is absentminded – in the right context, I find that downright adorable.
However, if you would consistently lose at “Are you smarter than a 4th grader?”, or would choose to participate in that show at all, it is likely you are a dumb girl. (I do not mean to imply that this trait is unique to those without a Y chromosome. In fact, I am sure that there are more dumb dudes than ladies out there. But I am not trying to get a date from that pool.)
I get that no one likes learning chemistry. I will even forgive things like “your so cute”, cause hey compliments > grammar. Oh, you don’t “kno” what “>” means? Sigh. This isn’t going to work out, is it?

I need to keep this short. Anyways, I just imagine someone going to every store in a strip mall and asking if they carry novelty size antlers, appropriate for attaching to a car. It’s stuff like this that made the Grinch so mad about Christmas.



















